I quit smoking on January 1st, and so far the entire world is mildly infuriating.

Team LICENSETOSHAFT looking for new players.

This is one of the most interesting residents of our insane HOA. Could you please help me out here?

Could someone make these two pictures more clear? They look kinda foggy. Also can the snowy footprints in the back be filled in?

Humanoid robots are getting more and more realistic. Just saw this one at CES.

The more GPUs you buy, the shinier my jacket gets.

Ok who is taking responsibility for this? Making us all look bad.

Work updated my computer so I can't get anything done.

Bridge under troubled water

Fencing company makes crosswalk inaccessible on a major highway intersection

Went to wash my hands in this office’s bathroom.

Got my Verizon settlement check today. Thanks, lawyers.

Shitass Motel TV

I ordered 10 cases of bottled water from Sam's Club, and it was delivered by FedEx in individual boxes.

Today news using an ai generated image of Elon Musk to show he’s a good guy

I'm sick and I ordered some food they delivered the food to a random bush somewhere in my apartment complex.

New clock for my son never switched to January… still December 38th

If you do this, you should expect to be called out

Had to try each of these keys on my ski rack because I locked myself out of mine and lost the key. None of them worked. The feels like outside right now is 7° F.

This 6 on my calendar isn’t aligned with with rest of the dates

While taking my son to the ER (he is okay now) this guy AND his wife put their bare feet on the children’s table/furniture in the hospital. I am appalled y’all.

My town is full of SUV’s and trucks with led’s brighter than high beams

Specsavers Won't Let Me Say No

Man just goes around popping other people tires for no reason

My wife fried a 60-day dry-aged ribeye... in slices.