I wish everyone had the urge to shit but couldn’t

I wish that no one would be able to orgasm for the next month, after which all of their missed orgasms would come at once.

I wish everyone lost the ability to masturbate, in the same way we can't tickle ourselves, but for sex drive to remain unchanged.

I wish my penis was longer

I wish I had 10 seconds of omnipotence. For reasons.

"English Terms in an Executive Order by President Donald Trump

I wish for the ability to freely control the temperature of the air within 3 meters of my body

I wish real life had optional background music

I wish I was able to transfer all peroid cramps worldwide to anyone I choose.

I wish for a glass of Ice water

Why are there two prepositions?

I wish there was a book subscription service that made every single book ever written available, like Spotify but with absolutely no limits on which books are available.

I wish that all minors below the age of 18 are unable to view, hear, smell, taste, or feel any content that is unsafe for them to view (eg extreme gore, sexually explicit content etc)

I wish to know the exact number of licks it would take to get to the center of a three mile wide, thirty inch thick tootsie pop

You are patient zero of a previously undiscovered illness. You have the privilege to name the disease but the first comment below that are the symptoms.

$100 million but a family member of your choice dies.

I wish that taxes is optional but paying them gets you rewards.

I wish intercourse was only pleasurable if all parties involved were consenting adults.

I wish British people used seasoning in their food

$50k or your laundry comes out of the machine perfectly folded everytime.

I wish my bullies from middle school would get a single instance explosive diarrhea at the absolute least convenient time for them.

I wish that every time I drive the weather outside is exactly 72F and sunny.

I wish I could survive at the bottom of the Mariana trench outside of a submarine without being crushed

You are trapped inside the body of the person you hate the most for 48 hours. You cannot kill, or be killed. What do you do?

you can summon a single immovable, indestructible popcorn kernal once a year