Check out my triceps
US Marine displays flag upside down as sign of distress
You won’t believe how miserable this week was.
Fuck me.
So THAT’S why I make bad decisions...
What word has a Y in it and ends with S?
May I ask you all a question?
What does my fridge say about me?
I own USA.
Any ideas for a good name for my cat?
What country is this? Wrong answer only
Happy wife happy ______
He doesn’t like it when we can him Elon _____.
Am I asking a question?
Wednesdays.
Spoiler: The week was, in fact, miserable.
I have a TV, and Trump is on it
Do you believe in God?
I've got a huge bubble on my finger - guess I'm part balloon now.
Am I wrong?
I don't like when people call black coffee "Americano"
It didn't happen to me today.
The worst thing to yell on an airplane is ______.
Do you hate Europeans?
The worst thing to name a flight school is ______.
