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I found a mysterious box buried underground and posted an unboxing video on YouTube.

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My dad never told us the right punchline.

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I found a mysterious box buried underground and posted an unboxing video on YouTube.

My dad never told us the right punchline.

I softly slid my fingertips from her shoulder, along the curve of her breast, down her slender body, until they rested on the back of her thigh.

I keep a bat under my bed in case of burglars.

All my family members represent one emotion and feed each other our emotion to keep the balance.

In my old age, I trusted only my children, until they tried to kill me by turning off my oxygen tank.

I was hypnotized by the endless green fields, filled with colorful flowers, the clear blue sky above and the sun shining over the distant mountains.

I was really here for the alternate, cut-off ending.

My manager said, “Look, we’re only trying to help you get what everyone needs and it’s not like we’re the mafia or something.&quot;

As I sat beside her lifeless body, wondering who could’ve done this, I noticed the knife in my hand.

My teenage daughter was always bullied for her appearance, but I was thrilled when she finally made the cheer squad.

&quot;You&#39;ll need to make some sacrifices if you really believe in our relationship,&quot; my girlfriend said.

First we blindly counted the years, but suddenly we had to count the months and later the weeks.

While preparing dinner and telling my son why he should not cut the meat yet, he bluntly asked, &quot;Why is there a box over his head daddy&quot;?

I never thought that humanity would be wiped out by aliens, but after they killed all our men there was no hope for the rest of us.

It was a messy job, but the three targets were eliminated with some effort and now I was back to collect the bounty.

I tried so far, and got so hard.

She didn&#39;t know in which state her relationship was

He grabbed her by the hair, her head snapping back as her nails dug deep into his arms.

Every day when I came home from school, I’d open the door to see my dad in his favorite chair, relaxing after a hard day’s work.

My daughter was mesmerized by the colorful flowers and vibrant plants as I pointed them out, one by one.

As I grabbed my mothers hand she told me that we would go to our happy-place again.

I curled up in the corner with my daughter as the banging on the door grew louder, my husband begging, “Please honey, open the door,” and my son crying, “Mommy, we love you!”

My son was playing baseball and after the third swing he shouted, &quot;Strike three, you&#39;re out!&quot;.

When I torture them, I teach them there are fates worse than death.

My manager said, “Look, we’re only trying to help you get what everyone needs and it’s not like we’re the mafia or something."

"You'll need to make some sacrifices if you really believe in our relationship," my girlfriend said.

While preparing dinner and telling my son why he should not cut the meat yet, he bluntly asked, "Why is there a box over his head daddy"?

She didn't know in which state her relationship was

My son was playing baseball and after the third swing he shouted, "Strike three, you're out!".