Roses are red, violets are blue. _______________ OWE
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Scientists Decode Whale Language—And Their Message Is: OWE
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That's nice, son, but back in my day, we used to __________. OWE
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Your Honor, if I did really it, I would... OWE
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I said "I have no money." Then he said... OWE
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An extremely long joke walks into a bar
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An undecided man walks into to a bar
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A man who doesn't know what he likes walks into a bar
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A priest and a cannibal walk into a bar
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A circle that got squared and a square that went full circle have a chat
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A ghost walks into a bar
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Bongos start playing
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The late man walks into a bar
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Homer Simpson suggests to a female deer to consider a particular baked good ingredient made from a type of bird, only to realize the bird is extinct.
Word Avalanches: incredibly contrived setups for homophonic punchlines.
A sea cucumber walks into a bar
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An ouroboros rolls into a bar
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A man walks into an AI bar
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A weird idea I just had: phoneme prosody reversal?
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A "This antiantijoke contains 110001 words" walks into a bar
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Plato's five regimes walk into a bar
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How do you decide which phonemes to select when creating a conlang from scratch?
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[WP] You are an alien farmer, you witness strange, naked figures racing through your crop fields at night, leaving your pre-spacefaring civilization in fear and confusion.
Writing Prompts. You're a writer and you just want to flex those muscles? You've come to the right place! If you see a prompt you like, simply write a short story based on it. Get comments from others, and leave commentary for other people's works. Let's help each other.
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A monk of below-average height walks into a bar.
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A man walks into a police station
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