Undead Parenting

6am: Penelope is hungry again. I make her some scrambled Roc eggs and bacon

6:14am: Penelope managed to set up an entire set of traps on the doors to her bedroom so I couldn't put her to bed

8:30am: finally get Penelope to go to sleep

8:36am: drink 6 coffees in a row

9:12am: she's dissappeared from her bed

10:48am: I found her in the courtyard using 3 skeletons as a makeshift xylophone

11:01am: I managed to outplay her surprisingly adequate musical abilities

4:34pm: wake up from being hit in the head with a frying pan. The castle is on fire

6:74pm: Penelope has stolen my time cube

31:92df: I found Penelope in my beast stables riding the behirs

7:21pm: fixed the timestream. Penelope is grounded

8pm put Penelope to bed

8:10pm pass out in my bed or coffin or sofa

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