this is what Matt James’ Post Should’ve Been

“father god DAMN, give Rachael the strength to fix HER broken heart. Give her peace about this decision to end our relationship, because WTF? not committing as a 33 year old grown ass man with no financial burden to propose or marry to the woman I’ve been stringing along for 5 years really DOES transcend worldly understanding. Shower our friends and family with kindness and love to comfort THEMSELVES from the drama this dumb a** post I just made at 6:00 a.m. in the morning has brought. And remind us that joy comes from all the money I’ll still get from the food videos I’m posting even though it’s been 3 days and it’s really weird of me to be capitalizing from Rachael and answering comments like nothing is wrong through her pain. Amen 💔”

UPDATE: THIS IS A SHITPOST EVERYONE LIVE LAUGH LOVE AND TEEHEE HAHA JUST FOR A SEC MY GOODNESS. LET THE SHITPOST BE WHAT IT IS.