Big weekend of events in Tassie

Big weekend of events in Tassie. Took out a second mortgage to buy a corn dog at the Regatta, was still quite peckish so I sold my left kidney for ten strands of cheese wheel fettucini because it was made by an elderly Italian lady and for a very short space in time I got to feel like people who can afford to do boat stuff. As I lie here in an ice bath in a sketchy warehouse, I'm questioning my decisions. But I'm also wondering, how much was a tinnie at Party in the Paddock? Also, please subscribe to my OnlyFans, I really need the cash.