No Susan, I’m not having twins.

Why. Like why do people feel the need to ask such a stupid question. “ArE yOu HaViNg TwInS?” It’s so personal and annoying. Like today has been A DAY. This week has been a WEEK. I work in customer service arguing with people all day, I’m drained. I’m 27+5 and just uncomfortable. I just found out I have GD, craving a sweet food, my partner is sucking right now and I can’t talk to him, I feel alone and just ugly.

So Susan decided to break me today as im leaving checkout and that was the icing on the cake. lol im not deeply hurt by this more over exaggerating because like it’s funny but still. I’m like god, is this the test? Because I’m about to fail. Anyways, I need to think of a good comeback to say when these Susan’s feel the need to intrude. Like honestly. I would never ask if someone is having twins. Who raised you. lol

Ted talk over. Thanks for listening.