Funny threeway kalesh between street vendors
There are 2 roadside shops (illegally encroached) near my para who sell "petai porotta". Absolutely delicious meals by both of them. Let's call them X and Y. Adjacent to Y's shop is a Pan shop who'se owner is Y's bestie
Both vendors used to work together 6 years ago until X eloped with Y's sister. There was a huge fight that time and both of them separated. X decided to innovate and brought a new rate chart where he offered an egg with the curry at the same price. This didn't sit well with Y, he colluded with the Panwari and spread rumours around the para that X uses stale eggs at low prices.
X chose to be the bigger man and ignored it until the Panwari mocked him for it out loud. Enraged he went over gave him a good beating. Y joined in and then double teamed X. However 3 of them were unaware of what was about to come. Our councillor's daughter was walking her dog and she got caught in the scuffle. She broke her nose and the dog broke a leg. 40 mins later, the councillor got enraged, brought in the party workers and demolished all 3 illegal shops. He then proceeded to beat the shit out of the 3 guys and sent their asses to lockup.
I am laughing since 11 in the morning bhai, this whole incident felt like a WWE match.