My apartment manager just sent out a email prohibiting bidets.

I've witnessed a lot of injustice, but I've never been so quickly turned into a willing rebel. 😂

No need for advice. I'm breaking the rule and that's that. Just wanted to vent.

EDIT: to satisfy your curiosity, the rule didn't have anything to do with me directly. No, they didn't say why. Your guesses are probably good ones. My bidet is a cheap, non-electric attachment (Luxe) that has been with me in my last 3 apartments/condo.

My biggest problem with this is that these management companies and owners don't care at all about providing a good product and making their tenants happy. That's why they don't offer a workaround or a compromise. It's simpler just to have a blanket ban. Well, fuck that. They are welcome to walk around with filthy, chafed assholes, but I'm not going to "clean" my lily crack with dry wood pulp.