Missing my bidet rn

Traveling is rough now I hate just using tp I’m used to it just being to dry. I went across country with my friend to help her move and I told her she should get a bidet and she said no like it was crazy. I don’t get why people don’t see how great they are, they aren’t expensive either. I am frustrated with being away from my bidet I wish I lived in a country where they were everywhere. I feel as though everyone in America probably has stinky butts.