What are the funniest lines you hear from anime newbies?

You know, the usual things that get a chuckle out of you..

Examples :

This popular show is PEAK fiction! - when in reality it's another shonen or isekai that's been reskinned and reused for the 50th time.

or

"Please no slice of life or cutesey/goofy things." As it hurts their teenager manliness enjoying things like that.

Etc etc, you know the drill..

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