Can the Center Part please just die?

Is it just me, or am I the only one sick of center part wigs? A bang center part on me just emphasizes the little asymmetries in my face. So of course it’s beautiful on everyone who has a perfectly symmetrical face—which meets the scientific definition of “beauty.”

I wish I could find some good side part wigs like in the Sleek-Lay collection that had a good side part built in instead of always investing in 13x6 lace that I am constantly struggling to get to melt with my skin. Cuz I guess I’m cheap.

I prefer synthetic wigs with quality fiber to human hair wigs, but it seems you can only get truly HD invisible lace with the Human Hair wigs.

And the HH wigs I WANT are like $800. So, no.