Ok... shouldn't you know that already?

Night Auditor here and it's 04:30. Just had some old guy come in who looked familiar.

OG: Hey, my name is Mike and I'm a telepathic architect going around asking people about their telepathic contract. Is yours up for renewal?

Me: Why are you doing this at 4:30 in the morning?

OG: I just need to know about your contract.

Me: Here's the thing, Mike, you asked me this 2 months ago and I will give you the same answer that I told you before, no.

He left.

Yeah, this isn't the first time I've encountered this nutcase. He legitimately thinks he's a telepath, it's not a scam or anything.