DGW24 POST-DEADLINE REGRET THREAD

We all make mistakes. We shouldn't be punished for them. I was fired from work for something completely embarrassing. I was fired for something extremely embarrassing. I'm not going to say what it was, but it led me to invent this powerful hot dog vacuum. People say to me, "What inspired you to invent this?" And I say, "I cannot talk about it without crying." Let's say you're at work and they push lunch without asking, which shouldn't be allowed. Cut to, you got six inches of hot dog stuffed down your throat and no one gives a shit. They waited a while to fire me so it wouldn’t be obvious what they were firing me for. They said poor performance. You sure about that? You sure about that that’s why? You sure it wasn't 'cause after the thing that happened to me, no one could look at me without dying laughing? You sure about that? You sure about that's not why? Once this invention's big enough, I'm going to buy my own company and make the dress code be a big, wet diaper.

Good luck this (double) week.