Wife walked in
Context I'm 28HLM, she's 30LLF.
So she literally opened the door and caught me in the act a few minutes ago, it's so weird now, it's just understood.
Slight awkward laugh, stare at eachother for a like 90 seconds, then she's like "I'm gonna just (points to the door)" lol
Life. This is an improvement from what previously happened a few years ago though.